zootedboy:

*has the option to say some negative shit about someone*

*doesn’t take the option and continues to live life peacefully*

riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

myutsuu:


for that pepsi-hating vampire in your life

myutsuu:

for that pepsi-hating vampire in your life

burgrs:

loverofyurpurtyface:

burgrs:

my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home

He probably meant 10 minutes….

Wow! You’re probably right… What am I going to do with all of these mints!?

burgrs:

loverofyurpurtyface:

burgrs:

my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home

He probably meant 10 minutes….

Wow! You’re probably right… What am I going to do with all of these mints!?

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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  • straight guys: emma watson is so hot
  • gay guys: emma watson is so hot
  • lesbians: emma watson is so hot
  • not lesbians: emma watson is so hot
  • oprah: emma watson is so hot
  • jesus: emma watson is so hot
  • grass: emma watson is so hot
  • emma watson: emma watson is so hot
  • rupert grint: emma watson is like a sister

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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